Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
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