Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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