I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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