I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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