PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Small penises have feelings too.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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