dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
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