Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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