I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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