North Korea, Best Korea!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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