he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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