all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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