If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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