Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize