Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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