I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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