I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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