Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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