Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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