fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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