i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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