You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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