so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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