If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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