Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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