i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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