i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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