Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
