Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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