3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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