Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Randomize
