he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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