IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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