420 ftw
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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