he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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