I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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