oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
They should really pass out barf bags in church
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize