Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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