he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
