he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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