Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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