we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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