It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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