Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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