I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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