i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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