Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
We had sex on a dog bed..
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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