Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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