So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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