I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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