another moral hangover. fuck.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm both gender and math confused
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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