y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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