Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize
