And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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