Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Shitshow foam night was such a success
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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