yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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