if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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