You really coming over, don't trick.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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