i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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